Sunday, June 25

The Real American Idol

Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.


Anonymous Chef V said...


You is funny as shit! Chimpy wasn't reading those books, he was using them to wipe his ass. No, wait...that was the Constitution...

6:22 PM  

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