Who Doesn't Love a Trainwreck

So for the last couple of months or so, Heavy.com has been listing the "Top 100 Celebrity Trainwrecks".

So far they've made it to #79, and they've been pretty spot on with the choices. I was suprised to see Glenn Beck on the list, because I never considered that right wing douche to be a celebrity. Not that I'm a big left winger, Glenn Beck is just an asshole. But anyway...

Check out the Trainwreck 100
The Worlds Most Worthless Celebrities.

FBF Goes For One More

Petra Todd
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Funbag Friday Ain't Over Yet Folks

Stripfilmke van de dag
Enjoy.

Lil' Wayne's A Fuckin' Idiot

So this so called "rapper" is telling the story of when he was "raped" when he was 11. This is some dumb ass shit, I'm not sure why I posted it.

Cartman Sing Lady Gaga Pokerface

Fun Bag Friday Part 2

It's none other than Ice T's wife Nicole "CoCo" Austin.
She's here nude in Playboy in all of her photoshopped glory. Don't get me wrong...I'd still hit it. :-)

Hookers Hookers Hookers

When the Google car rolls by, it see's what it see's. So the fellas at Deaddog.com put together a nice little gallery of roadside hookers from across the globe. Who doesn't love drive up scootch.
Hookers 'Round The World

Pepsi Fire and Ice!?!? WTF!?

So over the years Pepsi has apparently released a number of product that just didn't take off. Some seem to be regional "delights", while others I've seen in store here in the Midwest.

Here's the rest of the gallery for your viewing pleasure.

It's Funbag Friday

I usually keep it clean, but today I dedicate my post to one of my favorite things... BOOBS!

You want big? I got big right here.
Or would you prefer to sit in on a meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

Now that that's out of the way.....

Carmen Electra
Still lookin' good.

Pam Anderson
Had to toss this gallery in for old times sake.

Alley Bagget(Official website)
Unofficial Website(The Good Shit)
She's not quite a celeb, but another one of my favorites.

Serena Williams
For whatever it's worth.

More to come throughout the day...

"Where are my fucking mushrooms!"

A Little Tribute to Bacon

I'm not sure when it all started, but my love of bacon goes back a far as I can remember. When I was a kid, my grandmothers first cousin, William (We called him Buddy), used to come by every month after he got paid. He would come to visit and to drop off a few dollars to get "Gangbusters", some bacon.(Gangbusters was what he used to call me. Still don't know why.)

So anyways...here's some bacony stuff. (No "bacony" is not a word.)





Yes....That's right....Bacon flavored vodka. I gotta git me summa that.

Hot Links

Geekiest Scooter Ever!
At least you're less likely to crash this bike.
Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities
Episode 1
Are You A Fatass?
This could be why.
iPhone Woman, Stay Away From Me.
The Blacker the Blackberry...blah blah blah
Teeth
Not Jaws...Teeth.
Monorail Cat
Why not?
Dive Bar Bingo
I need to play a round.
Yakety Sax
Just for the Hell of it.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Serbian Pimp My Ride

I'm sure one of those guys is Serbia's answer to Xzibit.

Hot Stuff in the Subway

Hot Stuff
Uploaded by dtmcshakes. - The place where I upload my shit.

Think Pink

October is here, and so is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Almost everybody knows someone who has been affected by breast cancer, and we all know how much they love to hunt. Now breast cancer isn't a funny issue, but when I see a DMPS Panther Lite Special Edition 5.56 Rifle in Pink, I have to chuckle a bit.
So here is a list of 15 product's made nice and pink for the cause.
15 Strangest Breast Cancer Awareness Products

Snoop Dogg as Roy Black

I ran across this video on a Dutch website called Attuworld.
It's a mobile phone commercial featuring Snoop Dogg singing and imitating German schlager singer Roy Black.

Testify my brother, Testify!

McDonalds is everywhere

McDonalds is everywhere

Haven't Been Here In A While

I got a lot of catching up to do.