This morning a Gary, Indiana kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans, too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands
flew into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Lorenzo has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to
be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" he reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little boy.
The teacher asks Lorenzo why he is a Bears fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan, too" he responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Lorenzo smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Colts fan."