Meet The New Peyton Manning

I've made a lot of stupid bets in my day, and I'm sure I'll make a few more, but this guy takes the cake. As confident as I was that the Bears would win the Superbowl, I would not have ever in a million years made this bet. I just can't fuck with my name like that.

Chicago Bears fan Scott Wiese holds an official name change petition as he prepares to enter the Macon County Circuit Clerk's office in Decatur, Ill., to file a request to change his name to Peyton Manning. Wiese told his buddies before the Super Bowl that the Bears were such a lock to win, that if they didn't he would change his name to that of the Indianapolis Colts quarterback. (AP/Herald & Review, Kelly J. Huff)

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