Sunday, February 3

19 and No! (Pat's Suck)


Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, a strap-on dildo, a Patriot's jersey, and had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Gina said...

I felt like I was watching a Bronco game. Sooooo stoked.

12:55 PM  

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