Best Computer Ever

There have been a lot of things in this world that I have wanted, but I think this computer ranks as number one. I'm sure this one isn't a functioning PC, but that could be done.
Take a small form factor pc, a full tower case, a beer tap, do a few mods, and you've got yourself a party pc. Now only if I could figure out how to work the beer into a cooling system. Hell......I'm too drunk for that.