Now Here's Some Crap!

There is a company named Shomer-Tec that sells the item pictured above. It's called the "Brief Safe"
So Basically it's a pair of underwear with a secret compartment inside. The killer part is the shit stain on the rear of the underwear. If I were a thief, HELL YEAH!, i'd stay away from those.
Now what's even better is,"To add realistic smell", you can purchase "Doo Drops". I love the way the company describes it. "It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments." Well, everytime I think I've seen it all, something like this just jumps out and slaps me.