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The Real American Idol

Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

Quote Of The Day

"Thirtyeight year old grandma's don't know no better!"

-H. Mason-

Sacrilegious? Maybe. Sacrilicious? Yes!

The fast-food chain, Burger King, is withdrawing its ice-cream cones after the lid of the dessert offended a Muslim. The man claimed the design resembled the Arabic inscription for Allah, and branded it sacrilegious, threatening a "jihad".

Click the image or here for the full story.

Quote Of The Day

"Booze and chicken wings, the most important things in life"

-L. Bearing-

Product Placement

There's a very good reason why you don't find these products in the good 'ole USA.

Original? I didn't know there was a new taste. I must have missed the memo.

Moments in Time

I was on my way to the hotel, so I stopped these guys for driections.

Quote Of The Day

Watch and learn ya dinks.

-Moe Syzlak-

Einstein Vs. Newton

Click on the image above and take a good look at the picture. Then stand about 7 feet away from the monitor and look at the picture again. It helps to smoke a phat one before you look, or a few mushrooms will do too.

Disney Knows How To Recycle

I can't understand what this page says, but from the pictures I have a pretty good idea. Seems that Disney is recycling clips from one movie and using them in other films. Check out the pictures to see what I'm talking about.

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For The Street Fighter Fans
Bungee Is For Bitches! This is hardcore!
Family Guy RoXass
Comrade Mario. Super Mario as a communist hero.
Tons of Tattoo's
I Need One Of These

Quote Of The Day

"You know you've made it when they give you free coffee."

-Anonymous-

Do it for your health

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Yep, thats right. If you don't take my word for it, the full story is here.

The Devils Music

In light of today's alliance of numbers in the calendar system, I've thrown together my top 25 songs by, for, about or referencing the Devil.

1. "Sympathy for the Devil" - Rolling Stones

2. "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC

3. "Number of the Beast" - Iron Maiden

4. "Running with the Devil" - Van Halen

5. "Devil's Haircut" - Beck

6. "Devil Went Down To Georgia" - Charlie Daniels Band

7. "Devil With the Blue Dress" - Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels

8. "Hellhound On My Trail" - Robert Johnson

9. "Friend of the Devil" - Grateful Dead

10. "Devil's Right Hand" - Johnny Cash

11. "Devil Woman" - Clete Francis, (covered by many but this is a great version)

12. "Where The Devil Won't Stay" - Drive-By Truckers

13. "DevilLock" - The Misfits

14. "Deal With the Devil" - Judas Priest

15. "Devil's Dance" - Metallica

16. "Devil Without A Cause" - Kid Rock

17. "Angels and Devils" - Echo and the Bunnymen

18. "Shout at The Devil" - Motley Crue

19. "A Devil in the Woods" - The Gun Club

20. "Rose of the Devil's Garden" - Tiger Army

21. "Run Devil Run" - Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins

22. "Lil Devil" - The Cult

23. "Some Devil" - Dave Matthews

24. "Devil Song" - Beth Orton

25. "Devil's Waltz" - Disco Biscuits

Honorable Mention: "You Light Up My Life" - Debbie Boone (ok, this song doesn't reference the Devil, but he must have had something to do with it getting played on the radio so much)

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