Jerks and Lesbians

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Flippin' Off Burgers
Great Ad Placement
I Fucking Love Cartman
Always Pay Stewie

Superbowl Coverage from Cracked

Cracked.com has put together a pretty good page of Superbowl pre-game coverage. And yes, thats Cracked.com as in Cracked Magazine. I had no idea they even still existed. As long as you're checking out Cracked, you may as well see what Mad Magazine is up to.

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Alcohol Warning
Remember the Cows?
Knife Throwin'
Bush Time

Great Shirt

The site I found this on claims the characters are placed that way by coincedence. Yeah....Right.

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Find All 75 Band Names in This Photo
Borat's "Hunting The Jew", Banned in the USA
Ghostbusters I dunno why.
I'M a Gamer!!Okay!!

Sister Christian

I don't know why, but I just had the urge to post the lyrics to "Sister Christian". It' a Night Ranger classic bitches!!!

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving thru the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
(repeat)

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're motoring
You're motoring

My Downfall

Good Clean Fun

This shit is fun. I ran into this page while still sober. It'll probably be more fun after I'm wasted. Anyway, you get to put your own subtitles to a Japanese commercial. Try it, it's fun bitches!

Now Here's Some Crap!

There is a company named Shomer-Tec that sells the item pictured above. It's called the "Brief Safe"
So Basically it's a pair of underwear with a secret compartment inside. The killer part is the shit stain on the rear of the underwear. If I were a thief, HELL YEAH!, i'd stay away from those.
Now what's even better is,"To add realistic smell", you can purchase "Doo Drops". I love the way the company describes it. "It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments." Well, everytime I think I've seen it all, something like this just jumps out and slaps me.

Best Computer Ever

There have been a lot of things in this world that I have wanted, but I think this computer ranks as number one. I'm sure this one isn't a functioning PC, but that could be done.
Take a small form factor pc, a full tower case, a beer tap, do a few mods, and you've got yourself a party pc. Now only if I could figure out how to work the beer into a cooling system. Hell......I'm too drunk for that.

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Monkey Boy
Motivation
Banking Dekalb Style
The Amazing Racist Goes to China
Survey Says!
Knit Wit
This shit is just wrong

Chuck Norris Favorites

Here's a few Chuck Norris facts I just got from a friend on MySpace.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Movie Trailer Remixes

I ran across these one day a long time ago and loved 'em. SO for your easy digestion I've put together links to trailers below. Check out the one for the Shining, pretty good.
The Shining
West Side Story
Sleepless In Seattle

Big Time

It's gotten out of hand. The country is full of too many damn fat asses, and it's not getting any better. My own hometown,Chicago, is ranked as the second fattest city in America. Doesn't it make you proud.
The 900 Club
I'd Guess Food
Take a Deep Breathe

If Tyra can do it, why can't Jenna?

I know that a lot of people just love American Idol, but why don't we have more shows like this on television.

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Duff Brewery
PopoZoa (James Lipton)
Sick and Funny

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Bad Hair Day
Exhausted
How Lonely Boys Get Clean
They All Need an Asskicking
Get Your Ass to Mars
SNL Bush Skit

Social Distortion

So I'm Watchin Late Night With Conan O'Brien and after the opening monologue they always play a song as Conan walks to his desk. Tonight it was suprisingly, "Mommy's Little Monster". Now that one caught me off guard.

The Chapelle Theory

If you ever wondered why Dave Chapelle went on hiatus from his show and never returned, here's the best explaination I've heard so far. The other links just simply kick ass.

The Chapelle Theory

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The iGrill
Chuck Norris!!
You Gotta Be Shittin' Me
Who Loves Bush
See This Movie
Southpark Episode 912 "Trapped in the Closet"
War Is A Racket

Now It's My Turn

Everyday I see blogs and websites that post a compilation of garbage that we crave. Well, now it's my turn to bag up the garbage and drop it into the trash can that is your mind. So check back from time to time and see what kinda crap I've got for ya.